Jamie Hogan:

I'm an engineer, and if one genius bear can do it, sooner or later there might be two genius bears.

Elizabeth Gilbert:

Instead of the rare person "being" a genius, all of us "have" a genius.

Two from the archive:

A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The "Bear Patrol" is working like a charm!
Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: [uncomprehendingly] Thanks, honey.

Smarter Than Your Average Bear