Calvin Trillin:

“What did you do when you heard that you were No. 1?” I asked.

“When we found out we were No. 1,” Bexley said, “we just set there in each other’s arms and we bawled.”

And now for something completely different, from the archive:

Even a buffalo separated from the herd has reasonable chances.

Dept. of Gastronomy: By Meat Alone