Noam Baumbach ("The Squid and the Whale", "Margot at the Wedding") in The New Yorker.

So what if she thought the movie was “pretentious and contrived” and you felt it was a “masterpiece” and are dying to inform her that “she doesn’t know what she’s talking about”? Remember, you were looking for a woman who wouldn’t “yes” you all the time.

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