To save you time, I've taken the liberty of summarizing and paraphrasing their tip list.
First, add drag-and-drop capabilities. (One of the great things about AJAX is that it doesn't require learning new things.)
Second, get "service oriented." (There -- done yet? See, that was easy.)
Third, hold onto every tidbit of data, but keep changing it. (Don't forget to add a bunch of tags to everything.)
Fourth, reroute your APIs through a client-side cache. (This is so you can take the blame for data breaches that occur on customers' machines.)
Fifth, recognize that a true genius embraces the stupidity of others. ("Imagine you're a chef in a popular restaurant. They like your pasta, but they think they have a better recipe for shrimp. Or they want to use your burger, but add it to a pizza from another restaurant. This is the model of next-generation Web applications.")
