My oh my, what a season it has been –too bad that it has to come to an end so soon. You should have been there over the last two weeks when everything came in, because it’s all melted out now. Vanquished, Hallet’s Chimney, Womb with a View, Smear of Fear, even Necrophilia came in as a huge pillar (and you know we linked that sucker up to Deep Freeze’s dagger). What a season! I guess it’s time to hang up the tools and poons, and now I can go rock climbing and skiing.

The Park Weasel's ice conditions report