Well, after a long stretch in Federal Prison for decapitating my neighbor and feeding her remains to this panhandler who apparently wasn't lying all those times he told me he needed "to get something to eat" I have returned to www.memestreams.net. And while some of you may know that I have always had half of a love-hate relationship with the memestreams concept and community, I might say that this site, upon reflection, is nowhere near as stupid and shitty as Facebook, Twitter, Myspace or most of the other inanely named pieces of shit littering the side of the information superhighway.
So, in exchange for your forgiveness, I offer you...
The recipe for Coca Cola.
The recipe: Fluid extract of Coca: 3 drams USP Citric acid: 3 oz Caffeine: 1 oz Sugar: 30 (unclear quantity) Water: 2.5 gal Lime juice: 2 pints, 1 quart Vanilla: 1 oz Caramel: 1.5 oz or more for color
The secret 7X flavor (use 2 oz of flavor to 5 gals syrup): Alcohol: 8 oz Orange oil: 20 drops Lemon oil: 30 drops Nutmeg oil: 10 drops Coriander: 5 drops Neroli: 10 drops Cinnamon: 10 drops
Go make millions! I'd advise you to put the cocaine back in the stuff, though. That'll give it an edge the other cola makers don't have.
Herman Miller, the office furniture company responsible for the Eames Easy Chair and the very popular Herman Miller Aeron Chair, is widely know to have invented the office cubicle. However, not many people realize that they also had a hand in bringing David Cronenberg's vision of William S. Burrough's novel Naked Lunch to the screen in 1991.
In the film, the character Tom Frost has a shape-shifting talking insectoid typewriter called "Martinelli", and this impressive special effect was designed by Herman Miller, whom Cronenberg approached with the idea after noticing the distinct design of their office furniture. He felt that the furniture had insect-like qualities which could benefit the look of the film.
I cannot bring myself to elect a woman to the office of vice-president who would be so callous as to sell the retarded fruit of her loins to a perfect stranger on E-bay! Look out, memestreams community. All truth aside, this video is rather amusing. Research its history and credits at your leisure.
He did nothing on September 11th, except reflect the sun off of his shining bald head. He's an incestuous, philandering, psychopathic pig. Each night I pray for his fatal heart attack. He is a republican of convenience, a buck-toothed, mush-mouthed, lisping, stuttering douchebag, and he would destroy this world, if given the chance. He is everything that the staunchest Bush-bashers feared W. would be. Guiliani and Romney may well be in the run up to the Republican Veep spot, but they are decidedly in the running for the Anti-Christ spot.
I hope they both choke.
Rudy Giuliani was a hated mayor with no experience on any level of national importance. NOTHING. Unlike Obama, Rudy chickened out of facing down Hillary Clinton. He is a coward. He is a fraud. He has made millions of dollars and garnered much undeserved goodwill by exploiting the victims of 911. If he had done his job in a truly dignified way, Many police, EMTs and Firefighters would still be alive today.
He, like a vampire, sucks on their blood and memories for personal gain.
Fuck him. He's a disgrace to humanity and America and the bastard should be strapped down to a chair and forced to confront all of the evil he left in his wake.
Classless. Nice combover, asshole. I'd love to kick your ass.
If one is a conspiracy theorist of the first order, I wish to cut through the B.S. and pleasantry (aren't they the same anyway) to let the public learn of some hard facts regarding non-wartime murders possibly committed through the orders and/or actions of unscrupulous, racist, immoral and psychotic rebel carpetbaggers who once ran our nation into 9/11, future recessions and Bush presidencies (Jeb '12). The Clintons have a history of leaving questionable death in their wake. Let's look up Ron Brown, the Ives and Henry murders, the Waco murders, the Ruby Ridge murders, Vince Foster's suicide, Bill Gwatney, Tim Russert, Mary Mahoney, AND, in no particular order:
C. Victor Raiser II - & - Montgomery Raiser: Major players in the Clinton fund raising organization died in a private plane crash in July 1992.
Paul Tulley - Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described by Clinton as a "Dear friend and trusted advisor".
Ed Willey - Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in Virginia of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events.
Jerry Parks - Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in Little Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock. Park's son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files were mysteriously removed from his house.
James Bunch - Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a "Black Book" of people containing names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas.
James Wilson - Was found dead in May 1993 from an aparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater.
Kathy Ferguson - Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson died in May 1994 was found dead in her living roon with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she was going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones.
Bill Shelton - Arkansas state Trooper and fiancee of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the gravesite of his fiancee.
Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton friend Dan Lassater died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor.
Florence Martin - Accountant - Sub-contractor for the CIA related to the Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. Died of three gunshot wounds.
Suzanne Coleman - Reportedly had an affair wi... [ Read More (0.5k in body) ]
No wonder these people are unable to understand why we, as a nation do not ban things that some find offensive. It's because they are retarded. In fact, my grandfathers risked their lives in a war to fight against a tyrant who used the bastard science of eugenics to justify wiping them out all while burning books and banning thoughts. To hell with anyone who would try to ban ANYTHING in this nation, whether they agree with the sentiments or not. Anyone in favor of censorship in the United States of America, liberal or conservative (or retarded) should, themselves, shut up.
Even a "retard" can understand why the first amendment supersedes and lays the framework for the following amendments. People who wish to use censorship as a tool have no place in any debate.
Okay. I hate the fact that whenever I log into Memestreams, the goddam "remember me" option box is automatically checked off for me. Goddammit, this creates potential for trouble, if one uses this site on a public computer. The whole point of having a box to place a check in is for you TO PLACE THE FUCKING CHECK IN THE BOX!!!! NOT TO REMOVE THE FUCKING CHECK!!!!! Jesus, it's presumptuous and rude. Fuck you for doing this. Change it!
Also, those teletubby things have outlived their usefulness. Pick a new fucking mascot. Pick something less flamboyantly gay. Maybe use a panther, or a rottweiler. How about a Pit Bull swinging a bloody, possibly dead, baby around with its jaws where the baby's blood drops spell out the word "memestreams." Maybe you could use a river, a river of blood! Have little streams coming from the river, and those could symbolize the "meme streams." Another logo you could use is a picture of a jackass. That would make a powerful political statement, in addition to being a tried and true logo concept. Maybe you could make the logo a picture of a tampon licking its smiling lips?
Sex Zombies Drummer Rips Memestreams Co-developer! A Memestreams Exclusive
Topic: Miscellaneous
3:00 am EDT, Jun 28, 2008
In an exclusive scoop, Charles "Jackets" Monroe, drummer/vocalist for premier outlaw rock band The Sex Zombies went on record today with a bitter diatribe directed at Memestreams co-developr Nick LeVay.
When asked about Mr. LeVay, Monroe opined, "You tell him that he's not acting like Nick LeVay, anymore. From now on, I'm gonna call him Nick LeGay."
Looks like it's gonna be a cold night in the Hamptons, folks.
Nick LeVay's spokespeople did not return our calls or issue any statement at this time, so we approached LeVay himself and he issued this statement:
"I will hang his balls on my wall...No thats kinda too strong for an official statement. Wait! When I was on the phone with him he was joking...I haven't heard about the Nick LeGay thing. I'm sure he was being facetious."
He then added that the whole controversy had taken it's toll on him.
"I'm at the point of physical collapse...every weekend something goes wrong in DC."
Every weekend, sir?
"The past few weekends, yea. I think it's a good idea for me to actually be here Sunday evening."
So there you have it! This weekend, Nick LeVay can be seen in Washington, D.C., so pay special attention on Sunday evening.
Meanwhile, Monroe's band, The Sex Zombies, can be seen Saturday at the Saint in Asbury Park, Sunday at Dingbatz in Clifton, NJ. Then, on Thursday the third of July, they will rock the Brighton Bar in Long Branch, NJ. Be sure to check them out in New Brunswick at Nick Fury's Freedom Party on July 5th and then on Friday, July 12 At Chubby's in Red Bank, where they will Celebrate their one-year anniversary with some fellow bands.
You can get most of the appropriate intel at:
www.thesexzombies.com
And, should you so desire, you can stalk Mr. LeGay at:
A Memestreams Esclusive!!! Interesting Science Esperiment, conducted on the Information Superhighway!!!
Topic: Miscellaneous
10:24 pm EDT, Apr 23, 2008
Here is an experiment, conducted by Industrial Memetics, on 4/23/08. We had a tight hypothesis and all, but we were still in awe of this event in the history of human progress. Check it out! It's law, baby!
Memestreams Experiment Code name: XOXO111
Process:
Go to www.google.com and enter the term "google" in the search field. Then press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" command.
You will not be prepared for what happens next.
We are A-1 in the labs of Industrial Memetics. This is why they hire us rockin' engineers!
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