] President Bartlet (Martin Sheen): I like how you call ] homosexuality an abombination. ] ] Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an ] abomination, Mr. President, the Bible does. ] ] President Bartlet: Yes, it does. Leviticus. ] ] Jenna Jacobs: 18:22. ] ] President Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you ] a couple of questions while I have you here. I'm ] interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery ] as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown ] sophmore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table ] when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? ] While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of ] Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. ] Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I ] morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to ] call the police? Here's one that's really important ] because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: ] touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. ] Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the ] Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? ] Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be ] together to stone my brother John for planting different ] crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small ] family gathering for wearing garments made from two ] different threads? Think about those questions, would ] you? Found this the other day and thought the Memestreams audience should share the laugh. FYI: The stoning commences tomorrow. The West Wing |