I recently read Kurt Vonnegut's new book, "A Man Without A Country," and felt as though I should share some, well a lot, of the quotations from it. I do apologize for the lengthiness of this meme. I could not decide which quotes I wanted to leave out.
“I think that novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresent life by leaving out sex.”
“One of the most impressive ways to tell your war story is to refuse to tell it.” “If you want to really hurt your parents, and you don’t have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts.” “I don’t know about you, but I practice a disorganized religion. We call ourselves ‘Our Lady of Perpetual Astonishment.’” “The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.” “We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial. And like so many addicts about to face cold turkey, our leaders are now committing violent crimes to get what little is left of what we’re hooked on.” “We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.” “Bill Gates says, ‘Wait till you can see what your computer can become.’ But it is you who should be doing the becoming, not the damn fool computer.” “The only proof he needed for the existence of God was music.” “…I don’t think people give a damn whether the planet goes on or not. It seems to me as if everyone is living as members of Alcoholics Anonymous do, day by day.” “…do you know why I think George W. Bush is so pissed off at Arabs? They brought us Algebra.” “If you actually are an educated, thinking person, you will not be welcome in Washington, D.C.” “Life is no way to treat an animal, not even a mouse.” “Our President is a Christian? So was Adolf Hitler.” “Doesn’t anything socialistic make you want to throw up? Like great public schools or health insurance for all?”
“I have one reality show that would make your hair stand on end: C-Students from Yale.” “Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president.” “What is it, what can it possibly be about blow jobs and golf?” “…it is time we thanked God that we are in a country where even the poor people are overweight. But the Bush diet could change that.” “The good Earth - we could have saved it, but we were too damn cheap and lazy.” “Rules only take us so far, even good rules.”
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