McSweeney's is awesome. Be sure to check out The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2005, as well.

7 Habits of
Highly Successful
People.

BY BRENDON LLOYD

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1. Skiing
2. Yachting
3. Snorkeling
4. Golf
5. Polo
6. Dinner parties
7. Shopping

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: 7 Habits of Highly Successful People.