What I Did on My Summer Vacation
By George W. Bush
Day One: Cleared some brush.
Day Two: Cleared some brush.
Day Three: Cleared some brush.
Day Four: Cleared some more &*$#! brush.
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Day Thirty-One: Andy Card said something about "New Orleans" and "getting hammered." I told him I'm too old for that sort of stuff. Besides, it's time to get back to work.
