There is actually a thread running through these quotes, which you actually need to click through to get. Here is a sampling.

"There seems to be a lot of crap getting funded."

"When you take the lumpiness, we don't associate it with anything other than the fact that it's lumpy."

"We informed a group of engineers that their function would now reside in India, and we gave them the option to relocate there."

Did they remember to expense those options?

"We saw we were in the middle of a desert, and we turned into a camel."

"Our business continues to be impacted by industry-related conditions."

All of which reinforces my thesis that most people are stupid.

Notable Quotes