Pakistani officials on Monday denied a report about the presence of a CIA search mission for the terrorist leader Osama bin Laden in their country, and they rejected the agency's conclusion that he was hiding in Pakistan's northwestern tribal area near the border with Afghanistan.

Move along, folks; nothing to see here ...

"Osama bin Laden has not been sighted in Chitral or any other part of Pakistan."

Osama bin Laden has not been sighted at the 7 Eleven on Main Street, nor at the Quality Inn on 3rd Avenue, nor at the Public Library on Front Street, nor at the mosque in Riverside, nor at a screening of "Osama" at the Loew's in Times Square, ...

I did not find O bin Laden,
I did not find him,
Pervez, I am

I did not find him here or there
I did not find him anywhere

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.

(We all know how that story ends ...)

Pakistan Denies CIA Is There Seeking bin Laden