PG:

Surprises are things that you not only didn't know, but that contradict things you thought you knew.

And so they're the most valuable sort of fact you can get.

PR:

We have discovered the cause of this dramatic drop in bars, and it is both simple and surprising.

CB:

If you purchased the recalled bars, please destroy them.

RJ:

All the good bars are south of Ponce.

DB:

I stole a few nibbles from one of the cleaner bars.

Others wiped away the gore and fuel and joined me.