Here's President Bush:

“The good news is, we anticipated this and took decisive action to bolster the economy, by passing a growth package that will put money into the hands of American workers and businesses.”

"He didn't do anything!"

Lisa: I'll stop buying Malibu Stacy clothing.
Bart: And I'll take up smoking and give that up.
Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.

[Homer gives a dollar bill to Bart]

Lisa: But he didn't do anything!
Homer: Didn't he, Lisa? Didn't he?

Maybe you'd like to reconsider:

Clerk: Son, are these counterfeit bills?
Butt-head: Uh, why do you ask?
Clerk: Son, I've got a mind to throw you out of the store.
Butt-head: Maybe this will change your mind. (gives him another counterfeit bill)
Clerk: I don't think you understand. I could have the cops in here to bust you.
Butt-head: Here, let's just forget all about it. (gives him another fake bill)
Clerk: Do I look like a moron? Why don't you get the hell out of my store?
Butt-head: Maybe you'd like to reconsider. (he gives him a fake dollar, Beavis gives him a fake nickel)
Clerk: GET OUT! (rips up the fake money)
Beavis: Ah, what are you doing?
Clerk: GET THE HELL OUT!
Beavis: Butt-head, he's ripping all our cash!

Sharp Drop in Jobs Adds to Grim Economic Picture