Three wild women in three fast cars take time off from stripping in clubs to go on a murder rampage. They kidnap and drug the girlfriend of one of their victims and hole up at a secluded ranch owned by a wheelchair-bound man and his two sons.

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

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Band of Brothers

This entire film could be viewed as a story of the telecom industry, but two scenes in particular come to mind today.

FATHER: Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death.

GUESTS: Oh! Oh no!

FATHER: But I don't want to think I've not lost a son, so much as... gained a daughter!

[clap clap clap] For, since the tragic death of her father--

GUEST #2: He's not quite dead!

FATHER: Since the near fatal wounding of her father--

GUEST #2: He's getting better!

FATHER: For, since her own father, who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him.

BRIDE'S FATHER: Uugh!

GUEST #2: Oh, he's died!

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LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

GALAHAD: I don't think I was.

LAUNCELOT: Yes you were. You were in terrible peril.

GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.

GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!

GALAHAD: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

LAUNCELOT: No. It's unhealthy.

GALAHAD: I bet you're gay.

LAUNCELOT: No I'm not.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Hilary Rosen asked, "If there are easier jobs available, for more money, then why take a hard job?"

Here's to apathy!

Hollywood's Casting Problem: Who Will Run the MPAA?

Everyone knows The Wizard of Oz. No explanation is required. So, some quotes:

"For twenty-three years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!"

"Professor Marvel never guesses. He knows!"

"Come along Dorothy. You don't want any of those apples."
"Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?"

"With thoughts I'll be thinkin', I could be another Lincoln, if I only had a brain"

"Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What have they got that I ain't got?"
"Courage!"
"You can say that again!"

"I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do! I do! I do! I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do! I do! I do! I do!"

"My Goodness, what a fuss you're making. Well naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are. Why, you're nothing but a great big coward."
"You're right, I am a coward! I haven't any courage at all. I even scare myself."

"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking."

"Where do you want to be oiled first?"

And it just goes on and on ...

"If I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own back yard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with! Is that right?"

Hickory: "All right, Mrs. Gale. But someday, they're going to erect a statue to me in this town."
Auntie Em: "Well, don't start posing for it now."

"You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe."

"We must be over the rainbow!"

The Wizard of Oz