My mind just blew out the back of my head. The article mentions her partner waking up, finding her screwing another guy, and I see nothing whatsoever about the impending homicide trial... The sequence of events that have to occur for her to successfully leave the house, find a guy, convey to him that she would like to have sex, get him back to her house, and go through with it is mind boggling. I call gullible boyfriend of a slut.

Sleepwalking woman had sex with strangers...

I'm stuck in work for a few more hours, but I'm at Phreaknic already in spirit. Goat is carrying the message. See you guys tonight!

I'm at Phreaknic in spirit...

This is freaking hilarious. It's a plush horse head pillow. You too, can pretend to be a gangster, but without having to clean up all the blood that usually comes with a horse head.

Send a clear message....without the mess

This is a blatant rip off of a link that Neoteric pasted in irc. What do you do when you've got a ~$500 car that needs some sprucing up and a metric assload of campaign stickers? I introduce....the Kerry mobile...

The Kerry Mobile!

Phu-Q is making a return. We're still working out the kinks. The forums should be back in the not too distant future. Right now, you can read the ramblings of myself and flip. Enjoy!

Phu-Q is back

The site is sponsored by Burger King.....it's odd...... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

Essentially, it looks like all of this stuff has been pre-recorded, but damn.....they recorded a LOT of possibilities. There haven't been many things thus far that the chicken hasn't done when asked. This is a great way to waste a lot of time.

Subservient Chicken

I thought this was pretty interesting. I ran across something that mentioned the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and decided to go find out what the real story was. Eddie Gein was also the inspiration for Norman Bates and Buffalo Bill. It's an interesting read if you like that sort of thing.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Real Story

"WOODLAWN, Maryland (AP) -- A brawl broke out during an anger management assembly at a suburban high school."

I'm assuming the sentence won't entail some sort of anger management courses...

Anger management cage match!!!

"A Walt Disney World employee dressed as the character Tigger at the Orlando, Florida, theme park was arrested Friday on charges of molesting a minor and committing battery against her mother while the three posed for a photo, according to a police affidavit."

Great, now every time I see somebody in a Disney character suit, I have to cover my balls.

For a good time, call 1-800-TIGGER

They should have set up a booth at Phreaknic this year.

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