] A group of children hunting for Easter eggs Saturday
] during a church event found two loaded handguns outside
] an elementary school.

This is horrible....but the headline was far too great not to be memed

CNN.com - Children on Easter egg hunt find guns instead - Apr 11, 2004

] Orbital Development will provide a lunar spacecraft that
] can be packed with personal paraphernalia. While en route
] to the moon -- taking 4 to 5 days -- and before smashing
] into the lunar terrain, the moon probe would return
] digital photography as it approaches the near side of the
] moon, right up the moment of impact.

Is it just me, or is this overpriced and dumb? Stupidity of others can be so humorous sometimes

CNN.com - Personalized moon crash for sale on eBay - Apr 9, 2004

] The latest human activity to be mastered by robots was
] demonstrated recently when Sony's QRIO bot successfully
] conducted an entire orchestra.
]
] The 58-centimetre-tall humanoid robot led the Tokyo
] Philharmonic Orchestra in a unique rendition of
] Beethoven's 5th symphony during a concert held at the
] Bunkamura Orchard Hall in Tokyo on 15 March.
]
] A video of the robot conductor in action can be viewed on
] Sony's website here (RealPlayer required).

New Scientist - Humanoid Robot conducts Beethoven symphony

Now *that* has to suck

Vampire Bats Kill 13

] Now, I'll give the farmer his due. And I understand that
] moving that hour of daylight from morning to night
] benefits the evening golfer or fisherman or even the guy
] who has no other time to mow his lawn.
]
] As for me, I was always a morning fisherman, my golf game
] could not be any worse if I played in the dark, and if I
] don't have time to mow, well a guy can always spray a
] little Round Up around the yard.
]
] You also have to take God into consideration when you
] introduce something like daylight-saving time. The whole
] time concept was his thing to begin with. So who are we
] to mess around with it?
]
] You don't read anywhere in the Bible where God tells Noah
] or Abraham or Moses, "Now on the first Sunday of every
] April, you guys have to get up at 2 in the morning and go
] out and move your sundials ahead one hour. You'll notice
] then on Sunday night that the sun will appear to set an
] hour later than usual. This will give you some extra
] daylight so you can slaughter a few more sheep and burn
] them on the altar for the Sunday Night Summer Sacrificial
] service. I think you're going to like it."

Funny rant about how Daylight Saving Time is the suck:)

Daylight-saving time: Don't forget to move your sundial ahead 04/04/04-- theIndependent.com Features

] Now the computer savvy among us can relive the fun of
] having your very own personal mini-oven with the PC
] Ez-Bake oven! It fits in a 5 1/4" drive bay and plugs
] right into your power supply with the included Molex
] connector.

[ Wow. That's all I can say. -k]

Too bad this doesn't actually exist;) - Nano

ThinkGeek :: PC EZ-Bake Oven

They're back!!!!!

:: Garbage Pail Kids World ::

] believe this is an age of extremism and in it teen angst
] is being used as a political tool. Columbine allowed
] everyone to see inside the actual depth of emptiness some
] kids feel, medicated or not, and what the outcome of that
] torture could be. Those two kids actions only scratched
] the surface of destruction children could inflict in this
] country if mislead into the world of the Democratic
] deceit machine led by John Kerry.

... HAHAHAHAHAH[falls out of chair].

Conservative Punk Magazine - Columns

] Hope you have a great day:)

] It was hard not to feel a twinge of pity for the
] astrophysicists who are now on display at the American
] Museum of Natural History.
]
] On a platform before a crowd of curious onlookers, the
] scientists eagerly ripped open a box of CDs containing
] data from a newly released million-second-long exposure
] taken by two cameras onboard the Hubble telescope

Science is art

Wired News: See Astrophysicists in Captivity