One extra cool present for a friend....$55
First class rate for sending package to friend using either fed ex or UPS....$45
The realization that both services could give a shit about whether your package gets there in one piece or not after getting a call saying your gift was destroyed in this accident, and the realization that you just blew $100....priceless:)

Priceless

and why is this news I ask you?

Mac Boxes Make Nice Couches

So, I should be sleeping right now, seeing as I have my last final for this semester in, oh, 6 and a half hours (translation...8AM final), but I just finished studying, and I decided to surf the web for a bit before sleeping as to ward off nightmares created from hours upon hours of studying Virology (can ya tell from that run-on sentance that I have had massive amounts of caffein this week). Anyway...humor is always good, so in honor of finals week, I bring you College Finals from Hell....you should read them all, but if you just browse, do check out Medicine, Public Speaking, Biology (of course), and Engineering....some of my personal faves. Political Science is pretty damn funny too.

College finals from Hell

Here is a bit of science humor for you. I should really do a spoof of this with one of my organic chem lab write ups. It would definitly fit. Have fun!

Kovar/Hall

Now there is no doubt about it....this is humor. This is the link to Clonaid's site...go read about the other services they offer such as insuraclone, ovulaid, and clonapet. WOW...somebody is hogging all the crackrock. The humor is that this is a real company.

The first human cloning company.

Pong like you have never seen it before

PONG

"The 17-year-old high school student from Ann Arbor, Mich., won first place at an after-school costume party at Community High School. He came dressed as a vagina.
With all due respect to witches, ghosts and goblins, school administrators found Silbereis' vagina costume just a little too scary, even for Halloween. School officials suspended him Wednesday for the rest of the week. "

ABCNEWS.com : Weird News: The Wolf Files

Alcoholic Pumpkin....special for Halloween:)

When a pumpkin has too much to drink.....

Check out the new collection, now available for next year!

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