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Daylight-saving time: Don't forget to move your sundial ahead 04/04/04-- theIndependent.com Features

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Daylight-saving time: Don't forget to move your sundial ahead 04/04/04-- theIndependent.com Features
Topic: Miscellaneous 1:56 pm EDT, Apr  4, 2004

] Now, I'll give the farmer his due. And I understand that
] moving that hour of daylight from morning to night
] benefits the evening golfer or fisherman or even the guy
] who has no other time to mow his lawn.
]
] As for me, I was always a morning fisherman, my golf game
] could not be any worse if I played in the dark, and if I
] don't have time to mow, well a guy can always spray a
] little Round Up around the yard.
]
] You also have to take God into consideration when you
] introduce something like daylight-saving time. The whole
] time concept was his thing to begin with. So who are we
] to mess around with it?
]
] You don't read anywhere in the Bible where God tells Noah
] or Abraham or Moses, "Now on the first Sunday of every
] April, you guys have to get up at 2 in the morning and go
] out and move your sundials ahead one hour. You'll notice
] then on Sunday night that the sun will appear to set an
] hour later than usual. This will give you some extra
] daylight so you can slaughter a few more sheep and burn
] them on the altar for the Sunday Night Summer Sacrificial
] service. I think you're going to like it."

Funny rant about how Daylight Saving Time is the suck:)

Daylight-saving time: Don't forget to move your sundial ahead 04/04/04-- theIndependent.com Features



 
 
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