] For most, there is no crueler day of the calendar year
] than that of Valentine's Day. While a tiny fraction of
] the population can look forward to a holiday of wine and
] roses, poetry and song- the vast majority of us can
] anticipate a day of nausea and grimacing, trauma and
] grief. A day in which minutes seem like hours, and hours
] like days, as we reflect sorrowfully on yesteryear's
] romantic indignities, today's loneliness, and the
] unknowable but certain heartbreak that will be visited
] upon us repeatedly in the years to come.
]
] When cruelty and holidays collide, the weak-willed find
] solace in self-pity and comfort foods. And now, Despair
] Inc. is pleased to announce that we've combined BOTH into
] a radical new offering.
]
] Introducing "BitterSweets(tm)". The Valentine's Candy for
] the Rest of Us.

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