Who can keep a straight face with the bullshit they're feeding us? Nobody, apparently....

ARI FLEISCHER LAUGHED OFF THE STAGE

This is a really fabulous bipartisan organization we should all support.

Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)

Good music.
] But what about Terrorism and 9/11? Do you have facts or
] is this a conspiracy theory?
]
] Understand the label "conspiracy theory" is a tactic that
] the media often invokes to immediately discredit voices
] of dissent and people who seek truth. The tactic of
] creating manufactured enemies for personal gain has been
] around for as long as there have been conflicts. Of
] course there's no concrete proof of a conspiracy - the
] media would never allow that - but rather an abundance of
] evidence that points to a conspiracy on behalf of US
] interests. Know that there's no concrete proof of the
] involvement of any other country either. The first thing
] that you must do is ask yourself, over and over again,
] the following question: "Who benefits?"
]
] Does Bin Laden benefit from the response that an act of
] war was surely to generate? Does Saudi Arabia and/or
] Afghanistan? How did we know it was him immediately after
] the event? It's now more important then ever that we
] question everything and recognize propaganda when we see
] it.
]
] Many of the media outlets now do little more than fan the
] flames of bigotry, exacerbate irrational fears or attempt
] to appeal to our sense of compassion - oftentimes in
] collaboration with some type of "Save/Heal/Help America"
] sales campaign. And while we all agree that a crime was
] committed with the WTC bombings, was this crime an act of

Guerrilla Funk

Superb dialogue, viz:
"Jesus, this UK dossier on Iraq's concealment infrastructure is a total fuckin' hodgepodge! Can someone say, 'C-'? Did they order the thing out of the back of Tiger Beat?"
"People are gonna go *die* because of this document. Could you at least reword the passages you TOTALLY COPIED from outdated sources? Or get someone other than a spotty Manchester United-jersey-wearin' intern to handle the important paragraphs? For fuck's sake! Their concealment infrastructure dossiers are as crappy as their 'news'-papers!(Thanks for being our 'girlfriend' though, Mr. Blair!)"

See page 18 for Iraqi child-saving ideas!

www.mnftiu.cc | get your war on | page nineteen

SEE? I told you. Evil, evil, evil.
But I like the RPG links even more. GURPS etc.

Scroll down a ways for the true story of where the One-Ring has ended up...

Frodo Fails...

From the men at Infinite Jest (like the Onion but bitter)
Episode #2 is finally here!
Pat Buchanan, Jerry Falwell and Senator Jesse Helms debate:
Black Men In Prison: How Many Is Too Many?

Cross Afire #2: Black Men In Prison: How Many Is Too Many?

] "http://sfweekly.com/issues/2002-11-27/smith.html/1/index
] .html
] The SF Weekly's column by Matt Smith in the Dec 3 issue
] points out that there may be some information that John
] M. and Linda Poindexter of 10 Barrington Fare, Rockville,
] MD, 20850, may be missing in their pursuit of total
] information awareness. He suggests that people with
] information to offer should phone 1 301 424 6613 to
] speak with that corrupt official and his wife. Neighbors
] Thomas E. Maxwell, 67, at 8 Barringon Fare ( 1 301 251
] 1326), James F. Galvin, 56, at 12 ( 1 301 424 0089), and
] Sherrill V. Stant (nee Knight) at 6, may also lack some
] information that would be valuable to them in making
] decisions -- decisions that could affect the basic civil
] rights of every American.
] Some people are suspicious that the degenerate
] Poindexter's Total Information Awareness system will be
] used to harass and track the activities of people who
] some significant fraction of society disagree with. They
] fear a replacement of today's general tolerance (and
] official blindness to one's Bill-of-Rights-protected
] activities such as speech and association), with specific
] harassment of those whose names pop up in the database.
] Such harassment of people who are not reasonably
] suspected of criminal activity would destroy much of
] value in our society, such as the presumption of
] innocence and the "live and let live" philosophy that
] encourages diversity. "

Eyeballing Total Information Awareness

- Increasing productivity while decreasing morale
Have a laugh.

Motivation