"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada," he said. "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my (former girlfriends). I don't know what that's about, but enjoy the game tonight." He then walked out of the locker room.

The ACTUAL quote was, "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about, but enjoy the game tonight."

I suppose if your goal is to start a fight before the game even begins, that's a great way to do it. Avery ranks right up there with Ogie Oglethorpe and Tim "Dr. Hook" McKraken.

Sean Avery Suspended From NHL For Elisha Cuthbert "Sloppy Seconds" Remark

Burress was charged with two counts of second-degree criminal possession of a weapon, which could result in a prison sentence of at least 3 1/2 years in prison. He was not required to enter a plea Monday and is due back in court on March 31. Burress did not say anything in court

So much for that career...

Burress appears in court, has bail set at $100,000 - NFL - Yahoo! Sports

The winless St. Louis Rams fired coach Scott Linehan on Monday, the day after a fourth straight lopsided loss to start the season.

Dead on with the predictions made. Most were thinking he'd last until the bye week. Nope.

Better question, why did they ever hire him? The guy was Mike Tice's offensive coordinator, and it's not like the Vikings were burning up the league with their offensive acumen.

Winless Rams fire coach Scott Linehan - NFL - Yahoo! Sports

Matt Millen insisted he would stick with the tough job of turning the Detroit Lions into a winner instead of returning to the broadcast booth to make easy money. So the Lions got rid of him. Finally.

I posted about this over two years ago, they should have canned Matt Millen. Someone finally paid attention.

Lions fire president Millen after 31-84 record - Yahoo! News

Woods also said he suffered a double stress fracture of his left tibia while preparing to return to the PGA Tour last month, which forced him to miss the Memorial and was the source of his pain at Torrey Pines when he won the U.S. Open.

91 holes on a broken leg. I had respect for his skills, but DAMN! That's toughing it out.

Tiger Woods Out For Season, Requires Knee Surgery: Report - The Huffington Post

HerRoom has created and compiled over 30 videos featuring High-Impact Sports Bras so you can see for yourself how they react in a real-life situation.

I'm not sure what to say about this one, but I was amused?

Bounce Test Sports Bra Videos at HerRoom

Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco, Roger Clemens, Andy Petite, Todd Pratt, Gary Bennett, Paul Byrd, Dave Justice, Fernando Vina, Alex Cabrera, Brian Roberts, Lenny Dykstra, and many more. I know them, or have been friends with them, or know them through competing against them, and many more names on that list.

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Schilling on the steroid mess. I'm not that big a fan of his, but this is a good piece on the topic from a perspective you're not going to find elsewhere.

One players take on the Mitchell Report, Canseco, Clemens, records, looking back or going forward…. « 38 Pitches

Barry Bonds was indicted Thursday for perjury and obstruction of justice, charged with lying when he told a federal grand jury that he did not knowingly use performance-enhancing drugs.

And that * thing rears its head yet again.

Federal Grand Jury Indicts Barry Bonds -- chicagotribune.com

"Baseball is being taken away from you. It's difficult to handle, especially when watching Mets games have become part of your routine. There's some reality to it. It's like you've suddenly had an aneurysm."

I tend to think if you're a Mets fan you probably need something more like a lobotomy, but...

Mental Help for Mets Fans - TIME

The sport of bull riding may start drug testing some of its athletes – not the riders, the bulls.

As if the four-legged beasts that weigh up to 2,200 pounds don't have enough testosterone, some bull owners allegedly are injecting the animals with anabolic steroids.

Okay, now this is starting to get weird... It's okay to feed cows BGH so they get bigger for getting sent to the supermarket, but not okay if they're trying to get a little revenge?

Bulls, not riders, under steroids cloud in bull riding - Yahoo! Sports