When you have section headings like:

B. Plantiffs' Argument that All Executive Acts Are Off-Limits to Legislative Investigation Is Absurdly Detached from Basic Constitutional Principles and the Legislature's Inherent Powers

You know something good is happening. The Troopergate non-injunction is 30 pages of legal hilarity.

Lawyers out there? This is the kind of thing you never want to see written against you.

Troopergate non-Injunction Decision

In an email obtained by the Huffington Post, Vets for Freedom field staffer Laura Meyer offered a fraternity at St. Louis University a "sizable donation" - plus free lunch - if it could use their pledges to demonstrate outside the VP debate.

I'm not even sure what to say about this one. That's just.... screwed up.

Pro-War Group Offering Cash For Frats To Demonstrate At VP Debate

COURIC: Like what ones specifically?

PALIN: Umm… all of them. Any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.

COURIC: Can you name any of them?

PALIN: I have a vast variety of sources where we get our news… Alaska isn’t a foreign country where it’s kind of suggested it seems like, wow how could you keep in touch with what the rest of Washington, DC may be thinking and doing, when you live up there in Alaska. Believe me, Alaska is like a microcosm of America.

You're right Sarah, the head of the US Government doesn't know how to read either.

Crooks and Liars » OMG: Palin can’t name one magazine/newspaper she reads

Components of the alternative plan including the following, according to sources:

* Require the Treasury Department to guarantee, at up to 100 percent, bank losses resulting from failed mortgage-backed securities originated prior to the plan's enactment. Such insurance, supporters say, would provide immediate value to the securities and a foundation for which they could then be sold. The Treasury Department would finance that insurance by assessing a premium on outstanding mortgage-backed securities.
* Allow companies to carry back losses arising in tax years ending in 2007, 2008, or 2009 back five years, generating a tax refund and immediate capital

The list goes on from there, but not only does it not deal with the issue, it actually does things that would make this much, much worse.

Bailout and Accounting Rules: GOP Members Forging Alternative to Paulson Bailout - Financials * US * News * Story - CNBC.com

Stocks skidded Monday afternoon, with the Dow's nearly 778-point drop being the worst single-day point loss ever, after the House rejected the government's $700 billion bank bailout plan.

There won't be a deal. Buckle up and stock up. This is going to get a hell of a lot worse.

Black Monday

"I do believe we could have gotten there today if it had not been for this partisan speech the speaker gave on the floor of the House," said Boehner.

They voted it down because their feelings were hurt? Here's Pelosi's speech. If that hurt their feelings, then they're a bunch of glass jawed weasels. Go home and don't come back.

(Apologies to weasels everywhere for denigrating you. Being compared to the current GOP is an insult to your species, and I am sorry I could not come up with a better analogy which does not slander you for being weasels.)

Bailout moves towards congressional approval - Sep. 29, 2008

The winless St. Louis Rams fired coach Scott Linehan on Monday, the day after a fourth straight lopsided loss to start the season.

Dead on with the predictions made. Most were thinking he'd last until the bye week. Nope.

Better question, why did they ever hire him? The guy was Mike Tice's offensive coordinator, and it's not like the Vikings were burning up the league with their offensive acumen.

Winless Rams fire coach Scott Linehan - NFL - Yahoo! Sports

Bakri is a Muslim preacher of hate who wants all women to be covered from head to toe.

His daughter loves partying, happily poses for raunchy topless photos and is described by a lover as “very adventurous in bed”.

"I'll take "Depraved Western Culture" for $400 Alex."
"Sorry, she says it'll be a bit more for the "depraved" part."

LOL

Poles apart | The Sun |News

Washington Mutual chief executive officer Alan Fishman could walk away with more than $18 million in salary, bonuses and severance after less than three weeks on the job, according to the terms of his employment agreement.

That's a hell of a payoff for a temp job at a company that failed. How do I get one of those?

WaMu CEO Fishman might get millions for a three-week job - Sep. 26, 2008

Washington Mutual Inc was closed by the U.S. government in by far the largest failure of a U.S. bank, and its banking assets were sold to JPMorgan Chase & Co for $1.9 billion. null

Tomorrow's predictions. Between this and McCain torpedoing the financial deal, the markets drop around 500. Join in with your predictions for Friday.

WaMu is largest U.S. bank failure - Yahoo! News