"Considering my parents thought I was an idiot when I was a kid, this is a great honor," he said. "I wish they were alive to see it."

This is about as off as it gets...

The Winner Is... Fake Dog Testicle Creator

Located within the Trocadero entertainment center — just around the corner from Soho, London's red-light district — the $8.3 million project will feature unspecified "high tech and interactive exhibits."

"You just won the Superbowl! What are you doing next?"
"I'm goin' ta SexLand!"

London to Get Sexual 'Theme Park'

Previous winners include doctors James Nolan, Thomas Stillwell and John Sands who shared the 1993 Ig for Medicine for their painstakingly researched study: "Acute Management of the Zipper Entrapped Penis."

"Is that the frank or the beans?"

Ig Nobels to honour strange science

McLennan showed up for her arraignment dressed in a skimpy mini-skirt, a see-through blouse and four-inch spike heels, and told the court she had no idea she would remain in custody after the hearing

I hate gloating, but I think I would have paid to see this one...

Media boasts land top hooker in jail - Yahoo! News

nothing like mindless comedy

Flash � The Internet is for Porn

"We tested his clothes with a static electricity field meter and measured a current of 40,000 volts, which is one step shy of spontaneous combustion, where his clothes would have self-ignited," Barton said.

I guess that bit about not mixing natural and synthetic fibers has a point.

Power-dressing man leaves trail of destruction - Yahoo! News

For those of you who laugh in the face of hypersonic shards of plastic puncturing your spleen, here’s an intimate look at how I’ve kept myself busy for the past week: building a PVC flamethrower.

And now for this week's entry in the "Don't Try This at Home" sweepstakes and a certain future Darwin award...

Chaffinch Shoelace :: Make Your Own Flame Thrower

I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing
to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should
be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree
that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they
can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them.
I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent
Design.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design.
I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe
was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that
we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific
evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence,
put in place by Him.

OMG! Brilliant! Brilliant I say!

Open Letter to Kansas Schools

As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire

I love the Bulwer-Lytton contest. They never fail to find something truly, wrongly, humorous.

2005 Results

Police stopped the car after a concerned caller told them he had seen a woman locking someone in the boot. However, on opening it, they were greeted by the sight of the 39-year-old man wearing nothing but a leather thong and a collar.

Police 'free' S&M sex slave from car trunk - Yahoo! News