Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Topic: Humor
7:06 pm EDT, May 16, 2006
In addition, the alligators far outperformed their inebriated human counterparts in the following areas: lunging, biting, crushing, dismembering, and swallowing.
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