President Bush on Friday ruled out raising taxes to pay the massive costs of Gulf Coast reconstruction, saying other government spending must be cut to pay for a recovery effort expected to swell the national debt by $200 billion or more.

Sorry W, you want to cut what? Good luck, everything that isn't pork is already gone. Oh, and you want to keep that tax cut too? In the words of Homer Simpson, "You're living in a fantasy world!"

Bush Rules Out Tax Hike to Fund Recovery