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| Good morning. Just a second while I get this connection
| to work. Do I press this button here? Function-F7? No,
| that's not right. Hmmm. Maybe I'll have to reboot. Hold
| on a minute. Um, my name is Abe Lincoln and I'm your
| president. While we're waiting, I want to thank Judge
| David Wills, chairman of the committee supervising the
| dedication of the Gettysburg cemetery. It's great to be
| here, Dave, and you and the committee are doing a great
| job. Gee, sometimes this new technology does have
| glitches, but we couldn't live without it, could we? Oh
| - is it ready? OK, here we go:
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The Gettysburg Powerpoint Presentation