] Now the computer savvy among us can relive the fun of
] having your very own personal mini-oven with the PC
] Ez-Bake oven! It fits in a 5 1/4" drive bay and plugs
] right into your power supply with the included Molex
] connector.

[ Wow. That's all I can say. -k]

ThinkGeek :: PC EZ-Bake Oven

[ We're about 17 minutes past the go live time for our new liberal radio network. The site is still in holding pattern however, and there's no web stream availble yet.

Can anyone in NY, LA, Chicago, Portland or w/ XM tell us if it's broadcasting? Is the O'Franken Factor in full effect? -k]

Air America Launches (supposedly)

] ``I've ordered this level of cooperation because I
] consider it necessary to gaining a complete picture of
] the months and years that preceded the murder of our
] fellow citizens on Sept. 11, 2001,'' Bush said.

You considered it necessary? Or you consider it necessary only after getting your ass handed to you by the media during the last week?

Seriously this man so transparent. Why would any vote for him in Nov?

[ Agreed. I can only hope that 6 months isn't too long for people to remember this shit. Kerry's ads are gonna have to seriously remind people that this fucker wouldn't have cooperated for SHIT if not for all the bad PR it was causing. I hope they declassify all that Clarke stuff. There's just no possible way it benefits them. He's gonna hand them their ass all over again. -k]

Guardian Unlimited | World Latest | Bush Agrees to Let Rice Testify Publicly

... ... ... [crickets] ... I... I don't know what to say.

[ Even more reason to shove his "John Kerry is exploiting the Scriptures!" bullshit right back in his face. Fuck you George. Politicizing religion is what you bastards are all about. -k]

GWB proclaims Jesus Day!

] We need honest discussion about the trade-offs between
] child quantity and quality.

[ Some good points in this article. Sure to raise hackles, but honestly, big families make less and less sense. -k]

Two Is Enough - Why large families don't deserve tax breaks. By Dalton Conley

] In a riveting television performance, Mr Clarke called on
] his principal critic and former employer, the national
] security adviser, Condoleezza Rice, to release the entire
] record of their emails in the months up to the September
] 11 terror attacks to prove his contention that the White
] House did not then take the threat of al-Qaida seriously.
]
] He also agreed to Republican demands to declassify
] testimony he gave to the Senate two years ago - to
] "prove" there were no inconsistencies. "Let's take all of
] my emails and all the memos I sent to the national
] security adviser and her deputy from January 20 to
] September 11 and let's declassify all of them," Mr Clarke
] told NBC television.

[ Calling the bluff. This is Clarke saying "Bring It On." I doubt the administration has anything to gain by exposing the truth here... they've built their entire foundation on mistruths and secrecy. -k]

Guardian Unlimited | US elections 2004 | Clarke challenges Rice to reveal secret emails

] On Saturday 3 April, over 1000 laptop owners will
] converge on the university gym in an attempt to build a
] "flash mob" supercomputer. The project's organisers hope
] that FlashMob will run fast enough to beat supercomputers
] in the list of the world's top 500 supercomputers.
]
] "We are attempting to popularise supercomputing," says
] John Witchel, the USF graduate student running the
] project. "Ordinary individuals, people with good ideas
] will now be empowered to put a flash mob together to
] solve a specific problem."

[ Cool idea. That's this saturday... be interested to see what happens. The Top500 guy says they can't lose a single node, or the LinPack computation is shot... i guess that's because they left out fault tolerance in order to obtain low overhead for testing? Batteries charged people... someone may trip over your power cord. -k]

New Scientist

] This site examines the accented speech of speakers from
] many different language backgrounds reading the same
] sample paragraph. Currently, we have obtained 306 speech
] samples.

[ Neat diversion... -k]

speech accent archive

] At modest concentrations in aquarium water, the minuscule
] particles -- which are made of carbon atoms and are less
] than one-thousandth the diameter of a human hair --
] triggered damaging biochemical reactions in the brains of
] fish. They also wiped out entire populations of "water
] fleas," tiny animals that fill an ecologically crucial
] niche near the bottom of the aquatic food chain.

[ Progress with caution, friends. -k]

Nanotechnology Linked to Organ Damage - Study (TechNews.com)

] believe this is an age of extremism and in it teen angst
] is being used as a political tool. Columbine allowed
] everyone to see inside the actual depth of emptiness some
] kids feel, medicated or not, and what the outcome of that
] torture could be. Those two kids actions only scratched
] the surface of destruction children could inflict in this
] country if mislead into the world of the Democratic
] deceit machine led by John Kerry.

... HAHAHAHAHAH[falls out of chair].

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