Planet Terror is like watching a live concert of your favorite band cover the guiltiest pleasures of your childhood: Ben Folds doing “Living on a Prayer,” Modest Mouse cranking out “Pour Some Sugar on Me,” or the White Stripes covering Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’.” It’s bad (so bad), but it’s also so good.

I don't know if that statement is accurate, because I haven't seen the hipster double feature yet, but I don't care... this is one of the best lines ever written on the internets...

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