(CBS) The latest in Christmas trees by be the start of a new craze — or it may just drive Santa crazy. A Chicago man has come up an item that could turn the holiday on its head: pre-lit fake firs that are upside-down, resting on what is usually the point at the top.
[ That looks fucking stupid. Not as stupid as the "Early Show" glued-on-smile brigade, but stupid nonetheless. I want to know where my genetically engineered Firefly+Fir tree is, dammit. The one that glows itself via bioluminescence via a protein added to the water? *That's* fucking cool. I hang brain on the upside down tree. Stupid dark ages technology. -k ] CBS News | A Topsy-Turvy Christmas | November 9, 2005 11:00:06 | 
