] 1001. City's collective IQ drops eight points,
] temporarily tying us with Seattle.
]
] 1000. Delegates from Kansas spotting Dave Chappelle on
] the streets 50 times a day.
]
] 999. Rudy Giuliani caught backstage in Nosferatu pose,
] muttering, "Soon all this will be mine!"
]
] 998. Protest war stories from people who spent previous
] 364 days watching MTV.
]
] 997. Mary Cheney forced to stop eating pussy for most of
] Wednesday primetime slot.
]
] 996. Osama bin Laden's name will not be mentioned by
] a single speaker during the convention.
]
] 995. Our weekly Al Qaeda training seminar and pot luck
] social was cancelled.

:-)

[ Awesome. Good mix of funny-inappropriate, funny-true, and funny-sad-but-true. -k]

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