] Want to help fight terrorism? Want to be able to stop and ] detain suspicious characters? Or do you just want to ride ] your horse on ten miles of trails normally closed to the ] public? Then you might want to join the George Bush ] Intercontinental (IAH) Airport Rangers program. That's ] right. Just fill out a form and undergo a background ] check, and you too can become a front-line fighter as ] Houston's airport tries to keep our nation safe and ] secure. No experience necessary. You don't even have to ] be a US citizen. ] ]  ] No; it's not a joke. The Airport Rangers program is ] intended to promote both security and community ] participation, according to the official description. ] It's a volunteer mounted patrol that rides the horses ] along the pristine wooded trails that form the perimeter ] of the 11,000-acre airport. [ Give.  Me.  A.  Fucking.  Break.  That's simply astounding.  I mean really.  Wow.  -k] The Houston Airport Rangers | The Register  |