3. “Whatever” and “Same as last week” are perfectly acceptable status reports.
2. All technical issues resolved by saying “Well, it works on my PC.”

[ those are the best... it's just so easy to visualize.
PHB :"Hows that project coming, bill?"
Bill :"Whatever."
If only. ]-k

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