] Imagine having a singer with a world-class voice at your
] disposal, any hour of any day. She's just standing at the
] ready, game to perform whatever silly song you might make
] up for her: a ballad about her love for you, a tribute to
] your best friend's golf game, a stirring rendition of the
] evening's dinner menu.

hm.

Could I Get That Song in Elvis, Please?