10. Managers at Anti-Terrorism agencies sometimes accidentally leave the firewall open.
9. Former terrorist masterminds are cool as long as they agree to talk politics.
8. The President is likely to beleive anything a terrorist underling promises him during a crisis.
7. You should kill any Indians who live in your neighborhood with your bare hands because they might be terrorists.
6. CTU watches Fox news on every available TV because its the best source for raw, balanced information.
5. Lawyers nittering about civil liberties are just getting in the way.
4. Detention camps work!
3. Los Angeles has ticket collectors on the subway.
2. Jack Bauer tearing off a man's jugular with his teeth is the new black.
1. Cloe is dating Rush Limbaugh!

[ Ha! Regarding number 2, did everyone else find it a strikingly perfect homage to Mr. Sutherland's earlier work? I fully expect to hear him say "Yen, I used to ride with the dirty underwear gang out of Liberty, Missouri" in a later episode, or maybe, "I'm a school teacher from New York!" -k]

Top 10 Things learned so far on TV's 24.