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1:50 pm EDT, May 15, 2004 |
They are cute. They are happy. And they bleed. Best Flash Ever. Teletubbies meets Itchy & Scratchy. Happy Tree Friends |
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5:56 pm EDT, Apr 10, 2004 |
Oprah x Lucy = Condi Homer, to Bart: I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: [whispers] Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here. Celebrity Math |
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James Brown appointed to funk up US Government |
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2:41 pm EST, Dec 13, 2003 |
US Secretary of State Colin Powell has named "Godfather of Soul" James Brown to a new senior diplomatic position. Powell said, "Godfather, I hereby appoint you secretary of soul and foreign minister of funk." James Brown appointed to funk up US Government |
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3:17 am EST, Dec 13, 2003 |
This is a Google Bomb. Pass it on. It occurred to me that SiteFinder does not even show up on the first page, let alone at the top, of a Google search for "evil", whereas PowerPoint is number seven. This situation must be rectified. Note that evil is a high mountain to climb; perhaps "most evil" is a better first target. You decide. Evil |
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2:01 am EST, Dec 11, 2003 |
In the Spring of 2004 join the People's Campaign for Justice in the Recording Industry in a National Day of Action to demand that consumers stop degrading the quality of life for America's music industry executives. Show the world that conglomerates create better music. "Senior executive vice presidents can't drive Ferraris on an iTunes paycheck!" RIAA Day of Action |
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12:13 am EST, Dec 11, 2003 |
Gallant Knights, to Internet: "We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril." Internet: "I don't think I was." Knights: "You were. You were in terrible peril." Internet: "Look, let me go back in there and face the peril." Knights: "No, it's too perilous." |
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From The Simpsons - 'Today I Am A Klown' |
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2:15 am EST, Dec 8, 2003 |
The jabs continue ... Homer fills in as a guest host for Krusty's television show. Homer's show adopts a "Politically Incorrect" format, and with Homer's guests from the neighborhood, the show becomes a hit. Krusty's show is cancelled, but he strikes a deal with Fox to broadcast his bar mitzvah. The live audience cheers for Krusty as the show comes to an end and Krusty exits the stage. Off stage, the Fox producer approaches Krusty, smiling and holding a piece of paper. In a soft, serious voice, he says, "Krusty, the ratings were good -- Raymond re-run good." |
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'I Don't Care', by Frank DeFord |
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12:39 am EST, Nov 27, 2003 |
Commentator Frank Deford has a grudge against many things, but not Thanksgiving. He just doesn't care about the holiday -- or the Washington Redskins, or bowl games, period. ... "It's like I'm glad I don't care one way or another about the problems of the music industry, whatever they are." ... "I've never cared about the television show 'Friends.' It's a lot like South America to me; I'm afraid I don't care about that, either, even though I know I'm supposed to." Ha! I am amused by the notion that there are things we're supposed to care about, and even more so by the fact that an entire continent can be one of those things. (Is there an official list somewhere?) Click the "Morning Edition audio" link (JavaScript required) to listen in RealAudio or Windows Media. 'I Don't Care', by Frank DeFord |
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9:28 am EST, Nov 25, 2003 |
Here's a "Best of SNL" video clip from one of the Herlihy Boy skits. This clip doesn't include the part about "let the boy be your dog", but it may help you remember, if you saw the skit at the time. Herlihy Boy |
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1:28 am EST, Nov 10, 2003 |
Please do not worry. Scientists at Los Alamos National Laboratory are on top of this idea of building an elevator 62,000 miles into space. But just think how silly engineers surely sounded that day some 170 years ago when they proposed digging up every street in every city to lay pipes to every dwelling ... and their ensuing idea to lay wire mazes that would allow everyone to talk with anyone in the country. That and deliver last spring's movies, high-speed spam and "Everybody Loves Raymond." Clearly, nothing like an elevator into space will ever work. This is an editorial from the LA Times. No, not an op-ed from a humorist. It is an unsigned editorial, right after one about Governor Schwarzenegger and before one about traffic safety. The tone of it strikes me as very odd. That, and jabs at "Raymond" seem to be popping up everywhere. Punch Troposphere for Me |
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