Caution: top spin ahead! Look out, Maria Sharapova!

No dangerous terrorists are going to get out of detention because of Supreme Court decisions handed down June 28.

Whew! That was a close one. You really had me going there for a second.

That being said, going forward, we still might possibly have to begin considering the necessity of the eventual release of an unspecified number of allegedly non-guilty bystanders. You know, at some point.

"No one's being released as a result of the decisions. In fact, the Supreme Court reaffirmed our authority to detain enemy combatants."

Get somebody in here to disengage his reality mediator, stat!

Terrorists Will Not Be Released