Conan O'Brien came to Toronto last week, and he nearly started a civil war. Just kidding, sort of. The puppet, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: "I can tell you're French, you know. You have that proud expression, that superior look." Of a rather plump man, he asked: "Are you a separatist? Maybe you should try separating yourself from doughnuts first." Canada is in the midst of the biggest political scandal in more than a generation, but the foul-mouthed puppet was still front-page news and heavily covered on national television. An Insolent Puppet Roils Canadian Politics | 
