] ASBURY PARK -- The city's beachfront developer has begun
] demolishing the 15-year-old unfinished high-rise between
] Third and Fourth avenues and yesterday received a
] demolition permit to take down the Palace Amusements
] building at the city's southeast corner.

Bye Tillie..... :(

Demolition imminent at 2 city landmarks

] After eight years of marriage, the 36-year-old man and
] his 30-year-old wife went to the campus' fertility clinic
] to figure out what was wrong.
]
] Doctors gave them a battery of tests and were baffled
] - both husband and wife were healthily fertile.
]
] Then came the important question.
]
] "When we asked them how often they had had sex," said a
] clinic spokesman, "they looked blank, and said: 'What do
] you mean?'"

FOXNews.com - German Couple Finds Out Stork Isn't Real

] ODESSA, Texas (AP) -- A student who drank a chemical from
] his high school lab on a dare was recovering in a
] hospital, but not before a scare.

Again, from Texas... but this time we're rightly filtering the gene pool.

Student drinks lab chemical on a dare

] HUNTSVILLE, Texas (AP) -- A mentally ill killer was
] executed Tuesday evening after Gov. Rick Perry rejected a
] parole board's highly unusual recommendation to commute
] his death sentence or delay the execution.
]
] Kelsey Patterson, 50, also lost an appeal to the Supreme
] Court in the hour before he was put to death.
]
] A diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic, Patterson was
] condemned for a double slaying almost 12 years ago.

Fuck Texas.

Mentally ill killer executed

] In a perfect world, romance would never show its
] spaniel-eyed face at your company. Who needs the
] emotional dramas, the public displays of affection, or
] the breakup angst that can spread through an office
] faster than the flu? Love in the office "is always
] disruptive," says Marc Ostrofsky, 41, a serial
] entrepreneur and investor based in Houston. "The only
] upside is during that period when things are peachy keen
] between a couple and both are willing to come to work
] early and stay late."

Fortune Small Business - Small Business - Dangerous Liaisons

] A man dressed as a fairy has been cleared of assaulting a
] Swansea student at a fancy dress party ahead of a Lord of
] the Rings fantasy weekend.

Man cleared of 'fairy' assault

] Two nice comets are currently coursing through the inner
] solar system. They will continue to be visible from
] various latitudes on Earth - with binoculars, and
] perhaps with the naked eye - for the next few weeks.

Get your butts out there and look up. :)

Sky and Telescope - The Double Comet Show of 2004

] Two Galveston County Deputies found themselves on the
] other side of a strip search, Friday.
]
]
] Deputy John Ross and deputy Kyle Cabness, were apparently
] mistaken for male strippers when they pulled over a
] limousine containing a mobile bachelorette party.

The Texas City Sun

Listen very carefully. My birthday is next wednesday (the 26th). You all have about a week to pool up the money to buy Jessica the purple Lamborghini Diablo. Get crackin'!!! :)

eBay item 2479121676 (Ends May-26-04 22:47:42 PDT) - Lamborghini : All Models

They are cute. They are happy. And they bleed. Best Flash Ever.

sometimes i almost miss the guy who first showed me HTF..

Happy Tree Friends