] "Arthur Arford loves his guns -- all 382 of them".

I still like the idea that if the ammunition had caught fire, bullets would be exploding and flying all over the place. That would have been neat.

Gun nut's house catches fire

] "We want respect," said Vivian, 27, who has worked at
] the Lusty Lady, in San Francisco's touristy North Beach
] district, for a year and a half.

Nation's only unionized peep show workers picket

] "Sodomy is defined as abnormal sex, in some states
] including anal and oral sex. Nine states ban consensual
] sodomy for everyone: Alabama, Florida, Idaho, Louisiana,
] Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Utah and
] Virginia. In addition, Texas, Kansas, Missouri and
] Oklahoma punish only homosexual sodomy."

just so you know.

the moral of this story is: always lock your doors.

Supreme Court agrees to hear homosexual sex case

i'm a huge fan of cows.. perhaps the president of the cow fan club, and this is the coolest fucking thing i've ever seen.

This art mooooves you

it's a neverending argument.. should cell phones be allowed while driving? YES. when i had a cell, it saved my life a couple of times while driving.. i used to take long trips late at night, and a conversation with friends sometimes was the only thing to keep me awake. and everyone knows that there's a million other, more dangerous "distractions" in cars these days.

Study: Car phone benefits equal car phone accident costs

• Do not share this medication with anyone else.

why would i want to?? it's MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!
slippery ice bad, sprained arm bad.. drugs good!!!!

WebMD - Acetaminophen and hydrocodone

Somewhat disturbing Flash on how to carve a turkey. Informative, and seasonally appropriate! Happy Thanksgiving and have fun carving!!

How to carve a turkey

This year I was thinking to myself, thank God I don't have to fly home or anything to see my family, because airports will be a disaster. But I quickly realized.. I have to contend with the Tappan Zee, which is under a permanent state of construction. It's either that, or the George Washington. Neither choice turns me on. I'd rather stay home alone and have a TV dinner than go deal with Dysfunctional Family Weekend. The traffic scene reinforces my beliefs that I should stay home. And I believe everyone else should too.

Let us give thanks -- after we get there

No, no.. before you start laughing.. read the article. He was "writing a report" and he really did have his pants on! Really!!
Okay.. let's say it together.. "BULLSHIT!"
I'm sorry, but I really did have the hottest laptop imaginable, and yes it got hot, but I was always DRESSED when I used it on my lap, and I never got blisters. And also, when I felt it starting to get too hot, I PUT IT BACK ON MY DESK.

Hot laptop burns scientist's penis

"People don't go to sleep thin and wake up obese," Lerman said. "The understanding and comprehension of what hamburgers and french fries do has been with us for a long, long time."

I can't wait until someone sues Starbucks on behalf of all the Type-A people running around out there.

Lawsuit claims McDonald's burgers and fries are making kids fat