10. With the slogan "Sometimes wetter is better,"
Kimberly-Clark (KMB) introduces Cottonelle Fresh
Rollwipes premoistened toilet paper -- or, to put it
another way, baby wipes for adults.

75. Unilever subsidiary Lipton approves an ad in which a man standing in line for communion holds a bowl of onion dip, presumably to improve the taste of the body of Christ. Under protest, Lipton withdraws the ad.

funny stuff.

The 101 Dumbest Moments in Business

] There apparently had been "an incident the day before
] involving the two groups" and they decided to meet at a
] San Jose park early Wednesday, said Sgt. Steve Dixon of
] the San Jose police.

something about two frats brawling like warring gangs just struck me as funny.

One dead in California fraternity brawl

] Munk told police he did not see Frid, who was wearing
] dark clothes, Lawson said. The impact was on the left
] front of the car near the headlight, he said.
]
] Frid was transported to Kimball Medical Center by the
] Hatzolah, an ambulance service that mainly serves the
] Orthodox Jewish community. He was pronounced dead at 9:15
] p.m., Lawson said.

How many points is that?

I miss Lakewood sometimes.

] A woman who stole a patrol car and led police on a
] 60-mile, high-speed pursuit Sunday night won her
] temporary freedom by squeezing her double-jointed body
] through a small opening in the car's plastic glass
] divider, authorities said yesterday.
]
] Police yesterday described the woman, Jennifer A. Lach,
] 33, of Wall, as a drunken and out-of-control
] manic-depressive who left the scene of an accident,
] fought with a pedestrian at a gas station, attacked an
] officer, stole a South Belmar police car and sped down
] the Garden State Parkway with lights flashing and sirens
] wailing while cursing at police on their own radio.

This is just fascinating.

Stolen cruiser crashes after 60-mile chase; Charges mount

] A paperwork mistake cost Linda McDougal both her breasts
] and left her suffering infections, facing more surgeries
] and trying to rebuild her life.

Two thoughts: 1. The idea of putting a cap on malpractice lawsuits is a very bad idea. The most money this woman could get is $250,000?? That's absurd. 2. ALWAYS get a second opinion, especially if it's for something serious.

Breasts removed by mistake; paperwork slip-up blamed

Does anyone know about this? I can't believe they actually do this. Never pay for long distance again!

Sprint Realy Online

] In North Carolina, the rules are stranger still. Within
] 48 hours of obtaining a fixed quantity of illegal drugs
] or alcohol, buyers must purchase stamps from the state
] and affix them to the controlled substance. If the person
] gets busted without stamps, they still must pay the tax.
]
] Those who purchase the stamps need not provide personal
] identification information to the Department of Revenue.
] Still, there aren't lines outside the door.

Strangest state tax laws

Something to think about next time you want to bitch about your job or how you have no money.

No Way Out

Someone has a little too much free time.

The Brick Testament

] A small Appalachian Bible college is fighting to change
] its telephone number because the 666 prefix is disturbing
] to Christians who recognize it as the biblical mark of
] the beast.

I don't know where to begin.. do I make an "only in Appalachia" comment? Do I make fun of the Bible college that has 85 students? Or do I just say: "I don't know, if you look at the picture they've provided of this college, it looks a bit like it deserves a 666 phone number"?

Bible college shuns 666 phone number