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Park Service steamed by Metamucil ad
Topic: Miscellaneous 9:04 am EST, Jan 24, 2003

] The National Park Service is fuming over a commercial in
] which a park ranger pours a glass of Metamucil into Old
] Faithful in Yellowstone National Park to help the geyser
] stay regular.

i smell a lawsuit.

they go on to explain that venturing near thermal features is dangerous, and "In 2000, a summer employee was killed and two others were severely burned when they jumped into a thermal pool thinking it was not especially hot".

Park Service steamed by Metamucil ad


SAVE TILLIE!!! HE'S ON EBAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Topic: Local Information 8:38 am EST, Jan 24, 2003

] Exceptional Shore Location
]
] PALACE AMUSEMENTS
]
] For Sale to Serious Buyer
] Interested in Preserving a Landmark

HOLY SHIT! TILLIE'S ON EBAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAVE TILLIE!!! HE'S ON EBAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RollingStone.com: News: Bug Chasers
Topic: Health and Wellness 8:32 am EST, Jan 24, 2003

] In the taxi to Richard's place, the conversation falls
] silent. He hasn't been tested in a couple of years, and
] he's reluctant to get a test now. He might very well be
] positive already. But as long as he doesn't know for
] sure, he can always hope that tonight is the night he
] gets the virus. Every date is potentially The One.
] Stepping out of the cab into the rain, I ask what he will
] do if he finds out one day that he has succeeded in being
] infected -- ending the fun of being a bug chaser. He
] stops, then says he might move on to being a gift giver:
] "If I know that he's negative and I'm fucking him, it
] sort of gets me off. I'm murdering him in a sense,
] killing him slowly, and that's sort of, as sick as it
] sounds, exciting to me."

this article actually made me cry. what the hell is happening in this country? does this go on in other countries? i'm not one to suggest how other people should live their lives, but what's wrong with these people? besides the suicidal tendencies? why do they "get off" doing it to other people?

RollingStone.com: News: Bug Chasers


Mohegan Sun Wolf Den Events
Topic: Current Events 1:07 pm EST, Jan 23, 2003

THE VILLIAGE PEOPLE ARE COMING TO MOHEGAN SUN ON FRIDAY!!! ANYONE WHO WANTS TO COME TO THIS -FREE- SHOW, I WILL PUT YOU UP AT MY HOUSE!!!!! IT'S ONLY 15 MINUTES AWAY!!! THE FUCKING -VILLIAGE PEOPLE-, MAN!!!!

Mohegan Sun Wolf Den Events


Activist: Ban gay-shooting game
Topic: Miscellaneous 1:06 pm EST, Jan 23, 2003

] A Dutch gay activist is fighting to outlaw the import of
] a U.S. computer game in which the player can shoot
] homosexuals, junkies, dogs and cats.

Activist: Ban gay-shooting game


Grocery Store Customer, 80, Charged With Bumping Man's Cart
Topic: Local Information 8:35 am EST, Jan 23, 2003

] An 80-year-old man has been arrested on charges that
] might be described as shopping cart rage.

HAHAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Grocery Store Customer, 80, Charged With Bumping Man's Cart


No more eulogies at funeral Mass
Topic: Society 7:10 am EST, Jan 23, 2003

] Roman Catholic Archbishop John J. Myers has barred
] friends and relatives from delivering funeral eulogies,
] saying the tributes "are getting out of hand" and can
] distract from the purpose of the funeral Mass.

aww look, an article combining my dislike of two things: the catholic church and nj...

No more eulogies at funeral Mass


The Barrow-Downs: Middle-Earth Name Generator
Topic: Miscellaneous 6:47 am EST, Jan 23, 2003

] Wazrót the Testy

there you go.

The Barrow-Downs: Middle-Earth Name Generator


Charge Weighed Down General Dynamics' 4th-Quarter Profit - Jan. 22, 2003
Topic: Miscellaneous 4:44 pm EST, Jan 22, 2003

hmmm.. still haven't gotten around to signing up my 401k. should i do that now or wait some more?

Charge Weighed Down General Dynamics' 4th-Quarter Profit - Jan. 22, 2003


Interesting to note...
Topic: Miscellaneous 4:37 pm EST, Jan 22, 2003

according to classmates.com (the dumbest thing anyone ever convinced me to sign up for.. but it was interesting for stuff like this), this is a listing of percentages of people from my graduating class who live in which states.

alabama- 1.0% mississippi-1.0% west virginia-0.5%
alaska-0.0% missouri-1.0% wisconsin-0.0%
arizona-2.4% montana-0.0% wyoming-1.0%
arkansas-1.0% nebraska-0.5%
california-4.9% nevada-1.0%
colorado-1.5% new hampshire-1.0%
connecticut-1.0% new jersey-34.0%
delaware-0.0% new mexico-1.0%
DC-0.5% new york-6.3%
florida-4.9% north carolina-2.4%
georgia-3.4% north dakota-0.0%
hawaii-0.5% ohio-3.4%
idaho-0.5% oklahoma-2.4%
illinois-1.5% oregon-0.0%
indiana-1.5% pennsylvania-2.4%
iowa-0.5% rhode island-1.0%
kansas-2.4% south carolina-1.0%
kentucky-0.0% south dakota-1.0%
louisiana-0.5% tennessee-0.0%
maine-0.0% texas-3.4%
maryland-1.9% utah-1.0%
massachussetts-1.0% vermont-0.0%
michigan-0.0% virginia-1.0%
minnesota-1.5% washington-1.9%

very interesting. now besides the fact that this adds up to 100.6%, i wonder a few things:

1. if "0.5%" probably means -one- person, then "1.0" probably means -two- people and i want to know who the other person living in connecticut is!!!

2. i find it hard to believe that more people from my class live in KANSAS than connecticut. who are they!??

3. the person from hawaii must be lying. who is it??

it's also nice to see that most people made it out of the state.


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