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NO, connecticut does NOT need more casinos!!!
Topic: Local Information 9:29 am EST, Jan 28, 2003

] State police are investigating the murder of a
] middle-aged man whose body was found Sunday night lying
] near a parked car on the side of Route 2.

i will bet you anything that this has to do with the casino. this is all anyone keeps talking about at work. apparently we don't get a lot of murders up here.

NO, connecticut does NOT need more casinos!!!


more classified submarine information from my local paper.
Topic: Miscellaneous 8:39 am EST, Jan 28, 2003

] If it were a real mission involving weapons of mass
] destruction instead of an exercise, Chief Hospital
] Corpsman Donald Abele would have needed better protection
] than dishwashing gloves, a painter's coveralls and a gas
] mask.
]
] But Abele was just trying to prove a concept: that Navy
] Seals could set up a chemical analysis laboratory inside
] one of the Florida's huge missile tubes where they could
] test soil samples from suspect sites without ever
] bringing the material inside the boat.

more classified submarine information from my local paper.


What Video Game Character Am I?
Topic: Miscellaneous 7:19 am EST, Jan 28, 2003

] I am an Asteroid.
]
] I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me
] usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or
] thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever
] I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me
] change my mind.
]
] (If you were not an Asteroid you would be Pacman.)

Pacman: I am Pacman.

I am an aggressive sort of personality, out to get what I can, when I can. I prefer to avoid confrontation, but sometimes when it's called for, I can be a powerful character. I tend to be afflicted with munchies constantly.

What Video Game Character Am I?


Girl finds two-headed toad in Hopkinton
Topic: Science 7:09 am EST, Jan 28, 2003

] Take a quick look at the pair of toads 4-year-old Casey
] Dicken found in her grandparents' pool yesterday, and
] they look relatively normal.
] They may even look like they're doing something a
] 4-year-old shouldn't see and probably wouldn't
] understand.
] But look closer, and there's something different about
] the two toads.
] They are one. They're connected. The two amphibians are
] conjoined, un-identical twins.

Girl finds two-headed toad in Hopkinton


Cloned Cows Are Engineered for Faster Cheese Production
Topic: Miscellaneous 11:56 am EST, Jan 27, 2003

] Will great cheese come from genetically engineered cloned
] cows?
]
] Scientists in New Zealand are reporting that they have
] created such cows, animals that produce milk with higher
] than normal levels of protein, which would speed the
] process of making cheese.

I like cheese and all, but i like cows even more, and i don't want cloned cows because i don't like cloning.

Cloned Cows Are Engineered for Faster Cheese Production


NYC transit tokens on the way out
Topic: Miscellaneous 11:24 am EST, Jan 27, 2003

] Russianoff said people who prefer tokens tend to be the
] same people who don't like setting their VCRs or using
] ATMs at the bank.
]
] "They like to talk to the bank teller," he said. "They
] feel better with dealing with a human being."

HEY!!!!! i like the tokens!!!! i don't like to set my vcr because i like my dvd player better, and i do not like the bank tellers, or other human beings, for that matter!!! do not stick me into your little stereotype!!!!!!!!!

NYC transit tokens on the way out


Supreme Court rejects ugly fight over Barbie doll
Topic: Business 11:19 am EST, Jan 27, 2003

] The high court did not comment in turning down Mattel's
] request to reopen a trademark fight over the 1997 dance
] hit "Barbie Girl." Mattel claims the preteen girls who
] buy Barbie dolls were duped into thinking the song was an
] advertisement for the doll or part of Mattel's official
] line of Barbie products.

Supreme Court rejects ugly fight over Barbie doll


CNN.com - Electronic attack slows Internet - Jan. 25, 2003
Topic: Miscellaneous 9:23 am EST, Jan 25, 2003

] A fast-moving computer worm slowed down Internet access
] Saturday for about 22,000 servers, according to the
] Internet security firm Symantec.

i was wondering what the hell happened when i first got to work this morning.

CNN.com - Electronic attack slows Internet - Jan. 25, 2003


Good.. the Pony isn't moving.
Topic: Local Information 8:26 am EST, Jan 25, 2003

] The city's waterfront redevelopment plan provides for the
] Pony to stay at the corner of Second and Ocean avenues
] with condominium units to be built on the rest of the
] block. The Pony owners faced financial challenges that
] made a deal with Larry Fishman and his brother, Glen A.
] Fishman, the managing partner, look inviting.

Glen Fishman is the coolest Rabbi you'll ever meet. He smokes. He curses. He had a stripper come to his 40th birthday party (that was before he got religious, obviously).

Good.. the Pony isn't moving.


Saddam son warns U.S. of losses
Topic: Miscellaneous 12:55 pm EST, Jan 24, 2003

] "Because if they come, September 11 which they are crying
] over and see as a big thing will be a real picnic for
] them, God willing," Uday said, referring to suicide
] hijacker attacks in New York and Washington which killed
] about 3,000 people in 2001.

in case you have been living in a goddamned CAVE under a ROCK under the SEA in a TRENCH for the last year and a half, uday was referring to the hijacker attacks which killed about 3000 people in 2001. i don't know why it bugs me so much that the media still clarifies that. it just does.

Saddam son warns U.S. of losses


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