] Electric Boat has been called in to resolve design
] problems with a next-generation British nuclear
] submarine, which could lead to the shipyard setting up a
] satellite design shop in England.

That would be so cool!! I could work in England!!!!

I'll keep an eye on the internal job postings.

] "You, our brethren, be firm and keep the path and hide in
] waiting and prostration [as in prayer] for it is only a
] matter of a few days, a little more than ten or less
] until we hear the cry announcing to us the good tidings
] of Allah's victory [coming] by the hands of our brethren,
] the Jihad fighters. This is a serious matter and not a
] joke."
]
] 'The Operations Have Already Been Set and the Lions Have
] Taken their Positions'

MEMRI: Terrorist Attack Within 10 Days?

OKay I read the article, but really that's not why I'm blogging this. It's the picture to the right of the article. What the hell is that guy wearing?! Or was wearing?! He should be arrested for indecent exposure or something. My goodness. I don't need to see that while I'm eating lunch...

Instead of ID, They Show Badges

] Television's "Mister Rogers," the cultural icon and
] kindly neighbor to generations of American children, died
] Thursday at the age of 74.

:(! He's Jesus' neighbor now.

'Mister Rogers' dies at age 74

] A Gucci advertisement featuring a woman with her pubic
] hair cropped in the shape of a letter "G" got the
] go-ahead from Britain's tough advertising watchdog on
] Wednesday.

I'll bet that's gonna itch when it starts to grow back in.

Gucci Gets Go-Ahead for Pubic Hair Ad

] LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Pioneer 10, the first
] spacecraft to venture out of the solar system, has fallen
] silent after traveling billions of miles from Earth on a
] mission that has lasted nearly 31 years, NASA said
] Tuesday.
]
] What was apparently the spacecraft's last signal was
] received January 22 by the Jet Propulsion Laboratory's
] Deep Space Network. At the time, Pioneer 10 was 7.6
] billion miles from Earth; the signal, traveling at the
] speed of light, took 11 hours and 20 minutes to arrive.

CNN.com - Pioneer 10 falls silent after nearly 31 years - Feb. 25, 2003

] Many adult fans had become disenfranchised by the teen
] pop, gangsta rap and hard rock that was being boosted by
] the industry as the hot new thing.

I bought Norah's CD back in the spring, when I first heard her single on a jazzy station. I hope we finally start to move away from the crap we've been hearing on mainstream radio lately, because that jazzy station doesn't come in too well anywhere but my sitting room.

Will Norah Jones' win affect radio?

] A man whose daughter was hit with a snowball by a group
] of girls returned to the scene and opened fire with a
] gun, critically wounding a 10-year-old youngster, police
] said.

That's nice.

Police: Snowball fight led to girl's shooting

] In a terrorist attack, Trogdor may be awakened from his
] slumber to burninate all. This is normal.

Oh I need a job where I do more than just laugh my ass off..

YayHooray! Lite - General - ready.gov

] Thousands of Nike basketball shoes are drifting through
] the Pacific Ocean toward Alaska after spilling from a
] container ship off Northern California.

How sad!!! All that child labor, gone to waste. Now Nike's going to have to implement pay cuts in their factories to make up the loss.

Soggy shoes head for Alaska