] A rogue badger attacked five people during a 48-hour
] rampage in a quiet suburb.
]
] One man required two skin graft operations, after the
] badger woke him up and attacked him when he went outside
] to investigate.

Badger rampage injures five

] New London - The White House has confirmed that
] President Bush will be the speaker at the 122nd
] commencement exercises for the U.S. Coast Guard Academy
] on May 21.

Interesting.

Bush To Speak At Coast Guard Academy Commencement

] CHICAGO (Reuters) - Most Americans believe someone isn't
] grown up until age 26, probably with a completed
] education, a full-time job, a family to support and
] financial independence, a survey said on Thursday.

I've got 17 days to complete my education, grow a family, and acheive financial independence, or I'll blow their theory...

Are We Grown Up Yet? Study Says Not 'Till 26

] AN 18-year-old was in critical condition after jumping
] from a five-storey building in an apparent imitation of a
] stunt from the television show Jackass.
]
]
] The youth was attempting to jump into a pool from the
] roof of a condominium when he missed, shattering both
] legs, police said.

Good. Get these morons out of the gene pool.

NEWS.com.au | Another Jackass copycat injured (May 9, 2003)

] A deployment tradition is the two dozen pink flamingos
] that occasionally show up on the lawn of a USS Providence
] family. Once the family pays $3 to a local morale fund,
] the flamingos "migrate" to another lawn.

Cute :)

‘When Our Time Comes': Wives Await Providence

] BUDAPEST, Hungary -- At least 30 German tourists were
] killed when their bus was hit by a train, dragged along
] the tracks and sliced in two near the Hungarian resort of
] Lake Balaton, sources say.

Lake Balaton is beautiful. It's a shame something terrible happened there.

30 die as train hits tourist bus

] The 700-ton natural formation was just a pile of rocks
] after breaking loose from its 1,200-foot-high
] mountainside perch sometime late last week.

I didn't know about that!!!!

'Old Man' pieces turn up on eBay

] Groton -- Electric Boat is ready to begin recruiting
] hundreds of its shipyard workers for some "road
] jobs" in Virginia and Washington that could last up
] to three years, and it is offering some special
] incentives for anyone willing to travel.

Well, who the hell's going to build the subs here?!

EB To Recruit For Out-of-state Jobs

] Wal-Mart Stores Inc. said it has stopped selling men's
] magazines Maxim, Stuff and FHM because the retail chain
] has received complaints from customers about their racy
] content.

File under: 'THIS made the news?'

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