Bullshit Bingo strikes back.

Hipster Bingo

] Robert Short held a white pail as his mother, Laurie,
] drove the family truck home Tuesday from the chicken
] house on their farm in Laurel. Inside the pail was a
] yellow chick with four legs.
]
] The bird appears to be healthy, chirping like any other
] chick. The Shorts even let the chicken walk around their
] kitchen - on two legs, although the second pair were
] visible.

Yay chicky!!

Four-legged chicken born in Del.

] LOS ANGELES DEVELOPERS take note: nesting nomads could be a trend to
] track.
]
] Two sure-footed front-runners are Jennifer Siegal and
] Richard Carlson. She is an architect who specializes in
] buildings on wheels and keeps an Airstream trailer parked
] in Marfa, Tex., as a getaway. He lives in four old
] shipping containers in downtown Los Angeles that she
] transformed into a sleek modern glass house. There is
] even an indoor lap pool made, naturally, of a shipping
] container sunk into the floor.

VERY COOL!

Last Stop for Long-Haul Containers

] Sometimes, Lieberson explains, rather than a concept,
] it's just a sound that catches hold: the ''a'' at the end
] of girls' names (Emma, Hannah, Mia, Anna), or the hard
] ''k'' at the beginning (Kylie, Kaylee, Caitlin,
] Courtney). That breakthrough sound undulates outward, in
] a kind of jazz riff, gradually mutating. So the ''djeh''
] sound in Jennifer begat Jenna and Jessica, but Jennifer
] also begat Heather and Amber, which share its suffix.
] (Before Jennifer, the only commonly used ''er'' name was
] Esther, which was never a favorite.) Those names went on
] to spawn waves of their own. African-American parents,
] who are more likely than other groups to invent names for
] their daughters -- again, less often for their sons --
] recently became enamored with ''meek'': Jameeka, Camika,
] Mikayla. (Remember the legendary three ''meeks'' of the
] Tennessee Lady Vols basketball team -- Tamika Catchings,
] Chamique Holdsclaw, Semeka Randall?)

I am taking an art class this summer. There are 7 women (no men) in the class. THREE Jessicas. The other two Jessicas are 16. Some trends never change.

Where Have All the Lisas Gone?

] Struggling for control of the gun, Mr. Williams finally
] pulled the trigger and blew a hole in Mr. Collier's hand.
] By today, Mr. Collier had been through three operations
] and lost two fingers, but doctors were trying to save his
] hand, said one of his 22 sisters and eight brothers, many
] of whom had driven down in a convoy from Tunica, Miss.,
] to take turns by his side.

Yes, the whole Lockheed-Martin guy going apeshit and killing his co-workers is shocking. It's also shocking that someone with that much racial hatred could just EXPLODE like that.

But not as shocking as this guy with THIRTY brothers and sisters!!! Jesus!!!!

Factory Killer Had a Known History of Anger and Racial Taunts

] As any gambler knows, the house is always the biggest
] winner. So it's no surprise that states have taken to
] lotteries like white on rice.

1. I thought I was the only one who said "like white on rice"!!!!
2. I did not win Powerball last night, so don't try hitting me up for money.

Lotteries are minting mega-millionaires

] The Yellow Corporation, the nation's second-largest
] trucking company, will acquire the industry leader, the
] Roadway Corporation, the two companies said yesterday.
] The deal will create the Yellow-Roadway Corporation, a
] behemoth with more than $6 billion in annual sales.

Come on, Lowe's... you can do it!!!! Buy Home Depot!!!!

No. 2 in Trucking, Yellow, Will Buy No. 1, Roadway

] Welcome to Baby Ink, where we believe that it's never to
] early to start expressing your unique personality through
] professional, high quality body art.

Awesome!!!

Baby Ink Tattoo

] MERIDIAN, Mississippi (CNN) -- A worker armed with a
] shotgun and a rifle went on a rampage at a Mississippi
] aircraft plant Tuesday morning, killing five co-workers
] and wounding eight others before killing himself,
] authorities said.
]
] Lauderdale County Sheriff Billy Sollie said the gunman
] was Douglas Williams, 48, a worker at the Lockheed Martin
] plant on the northeastern outskirts of Meridian, about
] 200 miles north of New Orleans.
]
] He said Williams opened fire during an employee meeting
] at about 10 a.m. Tuesday [11 a.m. EDT]. A company
] official said the gathering was a required annual
] business ethics course.

Oh my God, I can TOTALLY see this happening here.. I can name 5 people in my dept. right now who I see doing this very same thing.

I particularly like that it occurred during the business ethics course. I feel that way during ethics meetings.

Government contract workers are very stressed. Don't mess with them.

Workplace shooter described as 'angry' man

] SAILFEST is Southeastern Connecticut's premiere
] summertime event attracting over 300,000 people over the
] three-day festival. Complete with a major fireworks
] display, amusement rides, free entertainment, State Farm
] Car Show, Tall Ships, and food lining downtown streets.
] Go to our FESTIVAL page for info on Sailfest.

I LOVE Sailfest!!!!!!!!!!!! It's this weekend.

Sailfest 2003 inNew London