] Groton - The USS Providence will return to the Naval
] Submarine Base Saturday afternoon after a deployment in
] which it made history.

I'll be in my backyard watching it come up the river, if anyone's looking for me Saturday..

I can't believe they're telling people!

] On July 14, Bozarth told police he was driving her home
] to Elizabeth when the two began to argue and Teofanidis
] demanded she be let out of the car, authorities said.
] Bozarth told police he dropped her off at a Burger King
] near the Linden/Elizabeth border and drove away,
] authorities said.
]
] Teofanidis had not been seen since.
]
] The teen's mother, Krystyna Kucharska, reported her
] missing later that day, said Capt. Jon Chisolm of the
] Elizabeth police. Teofanidis was last seen wearing a
] black T-shirt with the words "I'm with Stupid" printed on
] the front.

I'm with Stupid

] BARDSTOWN, Kentucky (AP) -- Flames engulfed a seven-story
] bourbon warehouse Monday, sending alcohol-fueled flames
] more than 100 feet in the air.

NOOO!!!!!! All that perfectly good alcohol, gone to waste!!! OH the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire engulfs seven-story bourbon warehouse in Kentucky

] A 42-year-old Braintree woman gave birth to a baby boy
] while standing on an inbound Red Line train yesterday
] morning, refusing help from stunned passengers who heard
] her moan and seconds later looked down to find her baby
] on the floor.

Uhh....

Refusing help, woman gives birth aboard T

] GROTON, Connecticut (CNN) -- A private jet crashed into
] three houses early Monday while attempting to land at an
] airport in Groton, Connecticut, killing two people
] aboard, authorities said.

OH HELL YES!!! IT MADE NATIONAL NEWS!!!!!!!!! AWWWWW YEAHHH!!!!!!!
Sorry. It really is a tragedy. A LOCAL ONE!!!!

CNN.com - Two dead in Connecticut plane crash - Aug. 4, 2003

] Groton - A small plane hit three houses and crashed into
] the Poquonnock River on Monday, killing both people
] aboard, police and aviation officials said.

What was really funny was that within SECONDS of hearing about this, my entire company was speculating that it was our company's shuttle, prompting an e-mail stating "NO EB aircraft were involved!!"

Plane fall down, go boom.

] BRICK -- An inflatable rat -- representing nonunion labor
] -- joined nearly 100 members of two labor unions who
] picketed yesterday on the street outside the riverfront
] home of Lawrence T. Babbio, Verizon Communications Inc.'s
] vice chairman and president.

The inflatable rat strikes again...

] A Canadian teenager has launched legal action against
] classmates who put a video of him online, saying that the
] publicity has left him mentally scarred.
]
] Ghyslain Raza became known as the "Star Wars Kid" after a
] video of him using a golf ball retriever to emulate the
] light sabre slinging tricks of Darth Maul was posted on
] the net.

I was wondering when that was going to happen.

Star Wars video prompts lawsuit

] Belmar was in the midst of an idyllic summer night at
] 7:50 p.m. Tuesday. Families gathered on large, wraparound
] porches. One man sat at a table paying bills in his 12th
] Avenue home. A thunderstorm rumbled in the distance.
]
] Three minutes later, chaos reigned.
]
] At 7:53 p.m., with the sky an ominous shade of gray,
] winds grew in strength, lifting patio furniture into the
] air. Large trees soon bent to the breaking point. Then
] came the funnel-shaped cloud that sent people scrambling
] for safety. Destruction -- quick and brutal -- followed.
]
] By the time the storm had passed, at least 25 homes had
] sustained damage -- some of it extensive. At least a
] half-dozen cars were smashed. Two utility poles were
] ripped from the ground, and about 45 trees were either
] downed or suffered serious damage.

Monmouth County gets its ass kicked by tornadoes again.

] Gilman and her 11-year-old daughter, Kristen, were among
] Krispy Kreme lovers who planned to spend the night in
] tents in front of the store, eagerly awaiting the grand
] opening. It is the first Krispy Kreme store in New
] Jersey.
]
] "I'm just thrilled to death that Krispy Kreme is finally
] here," Gilman said. The Toms River resident, who grew up
] in Alabama, said that "when people ask me about Krispy
] Kreme, I tell them they are the third religion in the
] South behind Southern Baptist and SEC football."

I have had them. Yes they are good. But they're just donuts!!!!!!!!

Krazy Krispy Kreme Kooks