Those of you who know me will find the #10 GAY car funny. Those of you who know me REALLY REALLY well will find the #1 LESBIAN car REALLY funny.
Those of you who don't know me at all will find this article mildly amusing.

The Ultimate Gay & Lesbian Cars

These 9 drawings were done by an artist under the influence of LSD -- part of a test conducted by the US government during it's dalliance with psychotomimetic drugs in the late 1950's. The artist was given a dose of LSD 25 and free access to an activity box full of crayons and pencils. His subject is the medico that jabbed him.

First drawing is done 20 minutes after the first dose (50ug)

An attending doctor observes - Patient chooses to start drawing with charcoal.

The subject of the experiment reports - 'Condition normal... no effect from the drug yet'.

Acid trip 1

This is a really sweet story. John really was a great man, and he will be (and is) missed..

Mulheren was generous to friends and to strangers

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried...

Normally, I'm all for Aramark trying to spice up the selections in our vending machines here at Electric Boat. But this time, they've gone too far!! I thought I was seeing things this morning when I noticed these in the machine. But apparently they're real!!! And here's a picture of the bag!!!!!!

By week's end, curiosity will probably get the best of me and I'll probably try them.

Is it just me, or do snack-food companies use office vending machines as testing grounds for new snacks? There seems to be some pretty freakin' weird stuff in there today... buffalo wing potato chips, mozzerella stick sticks, and the hot-dog chips. Are we guinea pigs??

Hot Dog and Mustard Potato Chips!!!!

] A lone book titled "Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends" was
] untouched.
]
] But nearly everything else in Chris Kirk's downtown
] Olympia apartment was encased in aluminum foil when he
] returned home Monday night from a trip to Los Angeles.
]
] The walls, ceiling, cabinets and everything in between
] now shimmer with a metallic glow, thanks to a prank by
] Kirk's longtime friend, Olympia native Luke Trerice.

Friends foil Olympia man's home

] This year, we're pleased to present the ''Love Triangle''
] flock of turkey decoys, which consists of three decoys,
] named (we swear) ''Aggressive Jake,'' ''Passive Jake''
] and ''Three-Position Hen.''

yes, yes, i know... it's a little late for mr. barry's holiday gift guide, but i just got back to work today and i wanted to make ABSOLUTELY SURE that none of you missed this.

'LOVE TRIANGLE' TURKEY DECOY SET

] NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Eye injuries from the "war
] game" paintball have been increasing among U.S. children
] in recent years, according to a study released Monday.
]
] In both 1999 and 2000, U.S. emergency rooms saw more than
] 1,200 paintball-related eye injuries, compared with 545
] in 1998. Children younger than 15 are estimated to
] account for more than 40 percent of these injuries,
] according to findings published in the January issue of
] the journal Pediatrics.
]
] Paintball is a war game in which opponents try to
] splatter each other with small, paint-filled capsules
] shot out of guns powered by compressed gas.

It's all fun and games, etc...

] Do artists need narcotics even more than ordinary people?
] Richard Davenport-Hines examines authors' habits

Sorted for ease of scribbling

] The table below was prepared in response to frequent
] inquiries, especially from the media, asking questions such
] as, "What are the odds of being killed by lightning?" or
] "What are the chances of dying in a plane crash?

In the year 2000, the chances of dying from a lightning strike were 1 in 5.5 Million. Or, over the course of a lifetime, 1 in 70,000.

Morbid statistics du jour, from the National Safety Council. ;)

What are the Odds of Dying?

PETA is handing out these brochures to children whose mothers are caught wearing fur. Nice.

Your Mommy Kills Animals!!!