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The Google random picture generator

] Since the earliest research into the the English Language
] as spoken in North America was begun by Noah Webster in
] the early 18th century, the regional variations in
] dialect have always been the most challenging and
] difficult to explain field. Since the development of
] carbonated beverage in 1886, one of linguistic
] geography's most important and least investigated
] phenomena has been the sharp regional divisions in the
] use of the terms "pop" and "soda." Due to the domination
] of hard-line conservative lingusitic geographers in such
] leading institutions such as Harvard, Yale, Stanford and
] the University of the West Indies, this dilemma has been
] swept under the rug . . . until now. Using the new
] technologies of the Internet and the World Wide Web, I
] and my colleagues at the California Institute of
] Technology and Lewis & Clark College are undertaking a
] bold new research into this fascinating area.

Great maps to go along with this.

The Pop vs. Soda Page

Please keep in mind that these are static jpgs...
Hold onto your seat...

Freak out man!!!

] WASHINGTON - The new peach-hued U.S. $20 bill will be
] introduced at U.S. banks and businesses Oct. 9, officials
] plan to announce today, Tuesday's Wall Street Journal
] reported.

Jessica no like.

New Peach-Colored $20 Bills to Make Debut Oct. 9 - Sep. 9, 2003

] The LIBRARIAN
]
] ACTION FIGURE
]
] COMING THIS FALL, 2003!

Complete with "Shush-ing" action.

LibrarianActionFigure.com

] The photograph to the right is JESUS, The Hot Air Balloon
] as it appeared at Ridgecrest, California on November 7th,
] 1998.

in the words of Mike Morrison, "He is risen!"

JESUS, The Hot Air Balloon

] Fetus Soap $5.00/bar (price includes shipping in the U.S.
] only)
]
] Made with clear glycerin soap and your choice of
] fragrance (citrus, pear, lavender, or mango). I can also
] make the soap unscented. Pictured on the left is
] "Sweetest Fetus" with a bow on her head. The feti are
] made of polymer clay.

Fetus Soap

Funny diagram of military hand signals.

Military Hand Signals

] A couple who met through a saucy mobile phone text
] message sent accidentally are preparing to get married.
]
] Paul Bishop, 30, was intrigued when he received a mystery
] message which read: "26, ski instructor, GSOH,
] 36-26-28ish and brunette."
]
] Mr Bishop, from Royston, near Barnsley, South Yorkshire,
] replied: "Tell me more."

I love fate.

Mistaken text leads to marriage

Bullshit Bingo strikes back.

Hipster Bingo