This year I was thinking to myself, thank God I don't have to fly home or anything to see my family, because airports will be a disaster. But I quickly realized.. I have to contend with the Tappan Zee, which is under a permanent state of construction. It's either that, or the George Washington. Neither choice turns me on. I'd rather stay home alone and have a TV dinner than go deal with Dysfunctional Family Weekend. The traffic scene reinforces my beliefs that I should stay home. And I believe everyone else should too.

Let us give thanks -- after we get there

" The survey of 2,500 Britons, by organizers of the Erotica 2002 festival, said 23 percent of men claimed to have faked an orgasm, compared to 56 percent of women."

How the hell can a MAN fake an orgasm???? And how stupid are the women who fall for that!?

23% of British men surveyed have faked an orgasm!?

Yet another reason to throw away your cable box.

Do you think you're sexy?

He's full of shit. He's just trying to get off easy. That's the same thing I'd say if I got picked up for something like that. "Oh the evil video game taught me that it's okay to steal cars".

The bad kids ruin the fun for everybody.

Teen says game inspired crime spree

Good. They're tremendously overpriced and they overexposed my prints.

Mystic Color Lab Closing Down

"According to Cassidy, re-badging will take several weeks."

HAHAHAHA!!!!
Nothing around here takes "several weeks".

Yay!!! New Badges!!!

Mattel has no sense of humor.

CNN.com - Judge: Barbie 'Dungeon Doll' OK - Nov. 8, 2002